A wife says to her husband “I’m leaving you and going to the city where I can do blowjobs for 100 bucks each! At least then I’ll have some money”. So the husband runs upstairs and brings down a suitcase full of his things. Wife asks “wait, where do you think you’re going?” Husband replies “I’m coming with you. I’m curious to see how you’ll live on 300 bucks a year”.