The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks the father:
“Dad, what types of breasts can you name?”
The father replies: “Well, there are 3 types of breasts in general. For women in their 20s, breasts are like melons – round and firm. In her 30-40 years, her breasts are like pears – still nice, but a little drooping. At 50 they are like onions.
” Son: “How onions ???”
Father: “Yes – you see them, but you cry from them.”
The mother and daughter are outraged, and the daughter immediately asks, “Mom, what kind of ‘friends do you know?”
The mother says: “Well… men go through three phases. For them, in 20 years, the member is like an oak – powerful and strong. 30-40 years as birch – flexible but durable. In 50 years, it’s like a Christmas tree.
” Daughter: “How’s the Christmas tree ???”
Mother: “Well yes, darling. It’s dead and the eggs serve only as a decoration.”