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Son: Remember you told me to tell the truth ??
Father: Yes!
Son: Well, I lost the girl!
Father: How?
Son: She asked if I have Mercedes, I answered no, then asked if I have a million account, I said no, then asked if I have a three-story villa, I answered again no.
Father: Okay son, let’s sell your Bentley and buy Mercedes, open an account for you and I’ll credit you a million, but let me mix the fourth floor of my villa for some reason ?? Never!