– The director of a furniture store returns from a business trip to Paris. Tell your friends:
– Oh, what a city! What streets! What shops!
– Well but women?
– O-o! This is something incredible! Dream! The main thing – any man understands half a word.
Here’s an example: entrance to a small restaurant, I sit at a table. A dizzying beauty sits at me. And immediately realizes that I am in their language – not a word.
Draw me a glass on a napkin. I’ll order her champagne.
Draw a cigarette. I give up smoking.
Draw two dancing figures. I invite her to a dance.
– Well and then?
– Drawn a bed…
– And you?
– Hmm… So far I can’t understand how she guessed I was the director of a furniture store.