Two friends talk about sex. One tells:
– You know, I have a really good way. I remove the door from the cabinet, place one end on the bed, the other latch against the cabinet to form a 45-degree slope. Then I lean on the closet and sled downstairs, but the wife with her legs spread is already waiting …
On the second day, a friend calls:
– Listen, tell me I took the key out of the door, couldn’t you?!?!