The husband noticed that “Olympic” condoms are being sold in the pharmacy. Intrigued, he informs his wife that he has bought a whole package.
– Olympic? She thinks. – and what’s special about it?
– They are available in 3 colors – gold, silver, and bronze.
– And what are you going to use tonight?
– Of course gold!
– Why not silver? It wouldn’t be bad if, after the change, you finish second.