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A customer has come to the bank and wants to withdraw money.
Cashier: “No money!”
The customer replies, “I really need it.”
Treasurer: “Why?”
Client: “Must pay for the apartment.”
Cashier: “Pay via Internet banking!”
Customer: “Okay, I want to eat too! Give me the money, I’ll go to the restaurant!”
Cashier: “You have a bank card, you will pay with VISA because we cannot give money!”
Client (already thoroughly angry): “Give me money! Maybe I want to take a prostitute!”
The cashier, pointing by hand to the operators: “Please choose!”