An extraordinary meeting of nuns in the monastery:
“There has been a man in our territory tonight!”
All: “Ā-ā-ā!”
One: “Hi-hi-hi!”
“A condom has been found!”
All: “Ā-ā-ā!”
One: “Hi-hi-hi!”
“There was a hole in the condom.”
All: “Hi-hi-hi!”
One: “Ā-ā-ā!”