Wife to husband:
– I got someone at the door yesterday, I asked who was there, but it asks: Do you want to fuck? I say no, but I’m afraid.
– I’ll stay home tomorrow, pick up the stake and stand behind the door when it asks
–  you want to fuck?. He will come and I’ll put him on the forehead!
Tomorrow comes, the man behind the door, someone knocks.
Wife: – Who is there?
– Do you want to fuck?
– Yes “Then tell your husband to fuck you, not my wife …”