A married couple learning to play golf. The instructor tells the husband:
– Now take the stick as gently as if it were your beloved woman’s chest and hit it.
The man follows the advice and succeeds in a great blow.
The instructor is pleased to address his wife: – And now you take the stick gently as if it were a member of your beloved man.
The wife follows the advice, but nothing succeeds.
The instructor sighs: – Okay, take the stick out of your mouth, that’s enough for today.