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— Honey, how do you feel about anal sex?
— Well, if you really want and like it, why not?
— Great! But I was afraid you would be against it.
— You know, actually, I’m not very interested in how you and your friends spend your time there.
The nun sits in the taxi and tells the driver:
— You, taxi drivers, well — you can kiss any girl!
The head kisses the nun and drives on. The nun continues:
— You, taxi drivers, well — you can take any girl to a remote place!
The driver turns into a quiet street, but the nun says:
— Well — you understand — I can not. I am the bride of Christ, so I can only afford anal sex…
Everything happens, the journey continues, and the nun says with satisfaction:
— You, taxi drivers, are good, but we gays, here you have to change into nuns, you don’t know what theater to play here yet…
The husband is sitting and picking daisy petals:
— Anal, oral, anal, oral…
The wife hears and shouts:
— Who are you so stupid? What are you doing?
— Me? Well, I guess what awaits me in the evening…
— Just go with that sex of yours!
The husband takes the next daisy:
— Ilze, Anna, Ilze, Anna…