Husband:
1) every Wednesday I play football with my friends, no matter the snow,
rain or any other conditions! FOO-TBA-LL! Understand?!
Wife: Got it!
Husband:
2) I play POKER with my friends every Friday! Whatever.
Understand?!
Wife: Got it!
Husband:
3) Every Sunday I have FISHING – winter, rain, something
even your mother’s birthday – no matter what! I have FISHING!
Understand?!
Wife: Got it!
Husband: The objections are?
Wife: None.
Husband: Well then maybe you also have some habits that I have to follow and respect?
Wife: YES, one! I have sex every night at 9! There is a husband at home – or no husband at home – I still have SEX! Understand?!
Husband’s rules
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