Once upon a time, there lived 3 maidens … well over the years … and all the virgins. But dictators, dictators wanted them to know for the rest of their lives what she was like in sex.
It so happened that an old man lived next door to them … just in the right years. The midwife decided he could be the right one. Bought a pole and went to talk. But the old man says – there was nothing, I’m not comfortable with one pole! One by one! And not everyone should come together, but separately. Nothing to do, agree only to be grandmothers, otherwise … will remain wanting.
The big day came and the first maiden went to the bachelor. The other two, of course, can’t stand it and go behind the door to listen. Nothing happens. Silence … silence … suddenly a terrible noise is heard … as if you were hitting someone and it would run away.
The first maiden comes out, the other two through each other demanding:
-Then nothing happened?
-It happened, everything happened …
-And what was that terrible about the noise? Is that sex then?
– It’s not already! It was after that, I jumped there.
– Behind whom did you jump ?!
-Well …. the old man put huuu-ge (huge) inside me, but he pulled out such a small one here … I wanted to shake out the part that was left in me.