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Husband marries with wife. On the first night of the wedding, the wife says to her husband, “You know, I have to reveal something to you. I have one breast smaller than the other!” The wife pulls off the blouse and shows up, but the husband replies, “It’s nothing, I love you so much!” Then the man says, “I have something to say to you – I’m down there like a child.” The man takes off his pants and shows up. The wife faints. After a while, the wife regains consciousness and says to her husband, “How, but you said as a child!” The man replies, “Well, 3 kilograms and 51 cm!”