Horoscopes

Aries: “Ok … Go for a new one!”

Taurus: “I want to eat! Give me pizza!”

Gemini: “Where’s the TV remote?”

Cancer: “When will we get married?”

Lion: “Was I great?”

Virgo: “Wait, I’ll look at the sheet.”

Libra: “If you liked it, then I liked it.”

Scorpio: “Well, now you can be untied.”

Sagittarius: “Don’t call me, I’ll call myself.”

Capricorn: “Do you have a business card?”

Aquarius: “uh, but now let’s try without clothes!”

Pisces: “So what, you say, call you?”