Jānītis looks out the window and sees how dogs have sex.

Jānītis looks out the window and sees how dogs have sex.
Jānītis asks his father:
-Dad what are those dogs doing there?
Dad answers:
-Well, you see, this lower dog doesn’t want to go home, but this upper dog drives him home.
Jānītis sighs:
-It’s good that Mom was holding the bed otherwise the postman would have pushed her to the post office.