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A woman walks into a sex shop and is looking for a dildo. She asks the clerk “How much for the white one?”.
He says “That one’s $25.”
She asks “How much for the black one?”
He says “That one’s $45.” She looks around for a bit then asks “Mmmm, how much for the plaid one?”
Clerk responds “Ummm, that one’s $65.”
“Great I’ll take it.” she says. The store owner returns later in the day and asks the clerk “So how’d it go today?” The clerks says Well, I didn’t sell any merchandise but this woman came in and bought my thermos for $65.”