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Two friends meet. One asks:
– Listen, don’t you think that your wife is cheating on us?
– You have been married for 10 years and you have never cheated Why?
– Now there are two reasons.
– Probably love and trust…
– No… laziness and porno…
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. “I’m an employee at the shooting range,” he replies. “Then we’ll shoot your dick off!” the prince says. “I’m a fireman,” the second guy says. “Then we’ll burn your cock off!” says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, “I’m a lollipop salesman.”
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?” “I had a heart attack.” “How did that happen?” “Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.” “That’s ironic.” “Why?” “If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”
Two friends meet. One asks the other:
– Hi! How are you, what’s new?
The other sighs:
– My wife is cheating on me…
The first one:
– No, you didn’t understand me – I asked what’s new for you.
Jealous husband to wife:
– You look so suspicious – as if I was cheating or about to do so.
Wife:
– Why do you choose only one of the two options?
– Why are you divorcing your husband?
– He’s cheating on me.
– That is so evil!
– Of course! He says that I do not have what he needs! Imagine?! I am perfect for every other of my lovers, but not for him!
-Listen, Janis, you need to go to the doctor, you lack calcium in your body.
– Why do you think so?
– Your wife and I have been cheating on you for three years, but your horns are not growing or growing.