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America. After the date, Peter accompanies the girl home. At the door of her house, when it’s time to divorce, the guy leans against the wall and says:
– Listen, Mary, what about one minute?
– You’re crazy, what’s on the stairs, the neighbors will notice?!?
– Well stunt with the neighbors, please!
– No, it can’t!
– Well, please Mary, you like it!
– I like it already, but I can’t …
At this point, the door opens, the girl’s younger sister comes out and says:
– You know, Dad said that Mary would make Peter a blowjob, or that we would both give him a blowjob, or that he would make a blowjob for himself, or that Father would go down and Peter would give him a blowjob … but remove his hand from the intercom button once. !!!
Blowjob – it’s like flowers, just for a man.
Blowjob – it’s like flowers, just for a man
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A wife says to her husband “I’m leaving you and going to the city where I can do blowjobs for 100 bucks each! At least then I’ll have some money”. So the husband runs upstairs and brings down a suitcase full of his things. Wife asks “wait, where do you think you’re going?” Husband replies “I’m coming with you. I’m curious to see how you’ll live on 300 bucks a year”.
He and she make love:
– Let’s try position 68?
– What is that?
– You give me a blowjob, but I owe you.
One Frenchman asks another:
– Have you ever seen your husband’s eyes during oral sex?
– Oh yes! I gave a blowjob. Oh God, you should have seen my husband’s eyes when he suddenly entered the room!
The wedding is in full swing, but suddenly someone from everyone takes the microphone
and declares:
– Dear wedding guests, I will ask for a moment’s attention!
Everyone falls silent, but he squirts with a smile on his lips:
– Now. I would like to. To the bride. In the presence of all … make me a blowjob!
Silence of the grave in the hall, guests – dumb. And then slowly, turning his teeth, the groom gets up, but the guest calls:
– No, no, not the groom, but the bride!