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– Honey, how do you feel about anal sex?
– Well, if you really want and like it, why not?
– Great! But I was afraid you would be against it.
– You know, actually, I’m not very interested in how you and your friends spend your time there.

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The nun sits in the taxi and tells the driver:
– You, taxi drivers, well – you can kiss any girl!
The head kisses the nun and drives on. The nun continues:
– You, taxi drivers, well – you can take any girl to a remote place!
The driver turns into a quiet street, but the nun says:
– Well – you understand – I can not. I am the bride of Christ, so I can only afford anal sex…
Everything happens, the journey continues, and the nun says with satisfaction:
– You, taxi drivers, are good, but we gays, here you have to change into nuns, you don’t know what theater to play here yet…

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The husband is sitting and picking daisy petals:
– Anal, oral, anal, oral…
The wife hears and shouts:
– Who are you so stupid? What are you doing?
– Me? Well, I guess what awaits me in the evening…
– Just go with that sex of yours!
The husband takes the next daisy:
– Ilze, Anna, Ilze, Anna…