Sex is not always pleasant, especially when you have the strangest ideas and desires in your head. Sometimes sex injuries can even take you to the hospital. You should never take too many risks and blindly follow passion, forgetting about common sense! Here are some real stories from people – sex traumas that seem fictional but actually happened in real life.
8 scariest and weirdest sex injuries:
Concrete in the rectum
A couple who likes to experiment decided to diversify their experience in a very unusual way: pouring wet cement into their partner’s rectum. Such experiments, as one might expect, did not end well, and the terrified couple had to rush to the hospital (when the cement began to harden, it began to cause excruciating pain). Fortunately, doctors managed to save the crazy couple, but they will probably never forget their romantic adventure, writes metro.co.uk.
Electric saw as a vibrator
It is not understandable how some people can think of using not safe vibrators, but such dangerous and sharp tools as a saw. But the US police couldn’t bring any charges against these weirdos (unless being stupid is a crime) because no criminal activity was committed.
Bitten penis
This sex trauma, which no man in the world would want to experience, happened in Singapore. A man was making love with his secret lover in a parking lot until a van accidentally hit the car. As a result the woman accidentally bit the man’s penis way too hard. He not only lost part of his thing, but soon lost his wife, who, after learning the nature and cause of the injury, demanded a divorce.
Tangled
Kamasutra has brought a lot of pleasant, new feelings to many couples bedrooms, but some married couple from Russia could tell about the dark side of this book. They tried the ‘deck chair’ position where the woman has to be quite… ‘folded’. As it happened, the woman’s legs were seized with convulsions, and her tight muscle spasms literally locked them both together. Medical help was needed to separate the “stuck” genitals.
Genital blisters from curry
In the US, a woman was hospitalized with severe vaginal burns after her husband gave her oral sex right after eating a curry stew.
Penile fracture thanks to mother
Sex alone can also be dangerous, so even single people should be careful. A man, about 60 years old, was enthusiastically working with his hands when his mother suddenly entered his room. Rushing to slam the door before she saw anything, the man tripped. There was a loud crack and his cock broke. Even if the boner doesn’t have bones, it can still break.
Condom in the lungs
A runny nose and fever are standard symptoms of a cold, so it’s no surprise that a woman from India was in no rush to see a doctor. But the unpleasant symptoms did not go away even after a year, so she finally went for a checkup. It turned out she had a condom stuck in her lungs. The woman had accidentally inhaled it (I don’t know how you can “accidentally” do it) while giving her husband a blowjob.
A priest and a potato
We may never know how it actually happened, but it turns out that a British priest once walked into a hospital waiting room confused and asked for help because he had a potato stuck in his bottom. The priest desperately explained that, while hanging the curtains, he slipped and fell on the kitchen table, on which was left a potato. The doctors did not ask anything more and gave the man first aid.