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Amusing and surprising nicknames for genitals – street interviews

Although the terms “vagina” and “penis” do not sound so bad at all, the strange habits of modern humanity often encourage us to deviate from the generally accepted norms of the world. In this age of “squirrels” and “friends” (let’s call it that), the question comes to mind – is that all our modern minds of…

Although the terms “vagina” and “penis” do not sound so bad at all, the strange habits of modern humanity often encourage us to deviate from the generally accepted norms of the world. In this age of “squirrels” and “friends” (let’s call it that), the question comes to mind – is that all our modern minds of the 21st century are capable of? No, not at all! Sekss.lv is determined to go on a virtual tour of some of Latvia’s largest cities to find out what the most original nicknames of domestic compatriots are. Read – You will not be disappointed!

TOO CAPRICIOUS SYMBOL OF MASCULINITY

Genital nicknames

The first stop of the Sekss.lv virtual street interview is one of the multifaceted corners of Daugavpils. You don’t have to look far until you meet an ardent lady named Ilze, who used to call the masculine property of her ex-partner a rather amusing nickname.

” I’ll be quite gentle, saying that my ex-husband in bed used to be quite capricious. We loved regularly, but mostly only in the traditional missionary position. At times, when I tried to introduce something new in the bedroom, he was categorically against saying that the usual rhythm went well to his heart. I remember most vividly the time when I had completely got rid of all the accumulated pubic hair. He looked as if he had seen a ghost! Thanks to this case, I started calling his penis Princess Sofia, because this phrase seemed perfectly appropriate to his capricious friend. “

WHEN THE GIRLFRIEND IS REPLACED BY THE LEFT ARM

Genital nicknames

The talkative Jānis from the Riga district is also ready to share his experience of genital nicknames. This guy has nothing to hide – he is ready to reveal particularly intimate details about his personal love life or, more precisely, its lack.

”Although at first, it didn’t seem very funny to me, over time, I completely got used to the nickname assigned to my genitals. I believe that only my best friends are endowed with such a high level of imagination. Because I had been a free man for some time, my penis was called the Lonely Monk. Giving this nickname alone does not end the story! In the heat of the party, these fools, whom I call my best comets on a daily basis, also registered the Lonely Monk on one of the local dating portals. Shame on everyone! ”

SMALL BUT EARTHY

Genital nicknames

Going to the unaccustomed side of Kurzeme, we meet a sympathetic Liepaja who is willing to share his observations in this area.

” I know a guy whose genitals on the Liepāja side have been called ”corkscrews” by girls! Honestly, I have no idea why such a comparison, but I think it could be due to its short but at the same time grounded size. At least that’s how far my perverted fantasy goes. “

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Valley of Joy

It must be said that the residents of Ventspils do not lag behind the witty Liepaja residents. The inhabitants of this party, who have more than 27 years of experience, know more about the favorite phrases of Ventspils residents.

” I call a visit to my beloved warm place a visit to the Valley of Joy. There is always a good, cozy, and happy. I think a very adequate name! ”

ESPECIALLY FOR FERTILE FUR COATS

Latvian pussy

In the end, of course, you can’t do without mentioning the famous Latvian pussy, but this time in a slightly more colorful performance! A young man named Hugo from Ogre district is in a hurry to introduce us to this nickname.

” As a real Latvian boy, I can’t do without my pussy! I was once with a girl who really didn’t like to shave – you see, there, downstairs. One evening I decided to encourage her to do so, saying that her Kūsīte-Ūsīte (pussy with a mustache) would look quite attractive even without this fertile fur coat. Needless to say, the jade was abnormally angry! ”

If you are also brave enough to share any of your original ideas, put your art in a homemade sex guide and share your nickname experience with your reproductive organs in the comments section!

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