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Spicy anecdotes to end a dirty evening

Honestly, how many funny jokes are in your anecdote box? One, two, or three spicy anecdotes? The adult entertainment portal www.sekss.lv invites you to refresh your repertoire and give a little bit of obscenity to the end of your evening! For safe sex everywhere and always At the police station: – Dear, we have information…

Honestly, how many funny jokes are in your anecdote box? One, two, or three spicy anecdotes? The adult entertainment portal www.sekss.lv invites you to refresh your repertoire and give a little bit of obscenity to the end of your evening!

Spicy anecdotes

For safe sex everywhere and always

At the police station: – Dear, we have information that you have beaten your wife again! – I once explained to you that we have sex this way. “But it is written here that you have broken all her teeth!” – I prefer safe sex!

It is also dealt with in the jungle

An elephant runs through the jungle, screaming loudly. – What do you laugh at, snout, the jungle beasts ask. – I just fucked the monkey, the elephant answers. – Fuck, well and then, what’s so funny? – The funniest thing is that I twice licked it, and this one has already burst.

What about sex?

– Listen, Ieviņi, my parents are not home today, maybe let’s have some sex with me? – I’m not called Ieviņa! – Listen, sunshine, that’s not the point!

A very gentle golf game

A married couple learning to play golf. The instructor tells the husband:
– Now take the stick as gently as if it were your beloved woman’s chest and beat it. The man follows the advice and succeeds in a great blow.
The instructor is pleased with his wife:
– And now you take the stick gently as if it were a member of your beloved husband. The wife follows the advice, but nothing succeeds. The instructor sighs:
– Okay, take the stick out of your mouth, today will suffice.

Afternoon sex

Spicy anecdotes

The husband and wife decide that the only way to make love to their apartment on Sunday afternoon, where their ten-year-old son is, is to send him to the balcony and ask him to report what’s going on outside.
The boy begins his comments, while the parents begin their activities.
– A car is worn in the parking lot, he says. – The ambulance has just left, he continues. – Looks like Bērziņš has guests, the son adds. – Pēterītis rides a new bike, but Liepiņi has sex.
The parents jump up quickly, and the surprised father asks – How do you know that?
– Their boy is also standing on the balcony!

Innocent tights

– Honey, would have known that you were still innocent, would have treated you much more gently!
– Would have known you were an idiot, would have taken off your tights!

Sharp teeth

– By what month of pregnancy is it safe to have sex?
– Until the child starts biting!

What are the similarities of sex and a cupcake?

Two women talk:
– What do you like better, sex or cake?
The other answers:
– I don’t care at least the eggs are fresh!

Wolf and bunnies

The wolf enters the pharmacy and says: – I ask for 60 condoms. The wolf suddenly hears 2 bunnies laughing in the corner. He looks at the bunnies, turns back to the pharmacist, and says: – Give me 62!

Spicy anecdotes

To continue the evening with an equally spicy note, take a look at the naughty locker of the Latvian people! Good luck!

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