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Hymenoplasty or rejuvenation film – this is not an insight into the possibilities of future medicine, but a procedure that you can apply for today! Today’s innovations are, of course, amazing, but who would have thought that you could get your partner to pick a delicate flower several times? Sekss.lv offers a unique opportunity to look behind the scenes of this procedure and understand how this process works and whether such a surgical intervention could also be useful for your female organs.
WHY DO LADIES CHOOSE THIS PROCEDURE?
The hymen or hymen is a small wrinkle of the mucous membrane that partially covers the entrance to a woman’s vagina. That’s right – only partially! This wrinkle does not disappear in a woman’s body, but over time it becomes much looser. So, the more and more often a particular woman engages in making love, the looser her film will be.
However, why do women decide in favor of the renewal of the virgin film, if in real life this mucosal formation has not really disappeared anywhere and is right there. First of all, women are often unaware of the fact that the hymen still hangs neatly along with the door of their vagina. Secondly, this decision is quite often based on the wishes and desires of the strong sex, namely, there are men who want to pick this delicate flower over and over again.
In fact, this particular craving could even be divided into a separate category of fetish.
HOW IS THE VIRGIN FLOWER RESTORED?
Despite the various reasons why the fairer sex decides in favor of this type of operation, the insight into the course of the innovative procedure is quite intriguing. Restoring a virgin flower is actually surprisingly simple and not as invasive as it may seem at first.
During the initial examination, the woman’s doctor assesses the condition of the hymen, pots, and determines the percentage of damage to this wrinkle. In a situation where the vaginal protective film has become too loose or has been torn in half, the doctor performs a basic suture of both mucosal edges with the help of sutures that are soluble in the human body. In rare cases, when a woman’s hymen is almost or broken, it can also be re-created by using tissue from the pubic lips of the fairer sex.
HOW MUCH DOES THIS PROCEDURE COST?
Recovery takes about 15 to 30 minutes and is performed with the lady’s reproductive organs under local anesthesia. The cost of this procedure varies from patient to patient, but on average in Europe, the price threshold for this surgery is around € 1,400.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO PERFORM THIS SURGICAL INTERVENTION IN LATVIA AS WELL?
Or four times… or even eight times. In short, a woman can become pure again as many times as her body allows. The types of hymenoplasty procedures differ in their variety, namely, a woman can keep and “use” the newly acquired film in a few days, months, or even years.It all depends on the whims of the patient. For longer durability, industry professionals most often recommend a triple hymen restoration, which is a bit more complicated in nature than the others.
MUCOUS FOLD AS A SPECIAL GIFT FOR THE ANNIVERSARY
As we found out in the first part of this article, the reasons for the restoration of pure virginity are quite different, but in the vast depths of the Internet, there are also very special stories of virginity lovers. For example, at a women’s intimate surgery support forum, a girl named Jesse said she was going to have the procedure for the fifth time. Why? In Jesse’s words, the virgin crease is presented as a special gift to her husband for the fifth wedding anniversary in a row!
Boldness, nonsense or a great idea – let it be up to each other…
Since in a previous article on an adult entertainment site we came across miracles like making love to a paranormal creature and an American pop star ready for almost anything in bed, why not continue this juicy series of articles? This time we will get to know a number of well-known foreign ladies who are not shy to talk about making love in public and how much they like the dirty sex. Read on to find out how naughty these American beauties really are.
Tejano Taylor sympathizes dirty sex
Incredibly sexy model, dancer, musician, and songwriter Tejana Teilore, in a recent interview, revealed that she is fascinated by “dirty” and sometimes even horny sex.The 29-year-old woman has stated quite openly that she does not have sex too often, but when the time is right, the beauty is ready to fall into the carousel of sexual passion, which includes a wide variety of fornication, which is typical of truly crazy physical intimacy sessions.
– I adore dirty and crazy sex! Ordinary making love seems boring to me! – said the owner of the sexy body.
Kate Upton calls herself a “sweetheart”
The formal American beauty Kate Upton tends to call herself a rather amusing name, namely a willow. Where did such a nickname come from? The owner of the bulky breast admits that she and her husband Justin Verlander very rarely indulge in sex pleasures. The beautiful lingerie model explains that her husband’s professional baseball career is the only reason why intimate intimacy times in a couple’s life do not occur as often as a lady would like.
– No sex before the game and no sex after the game, because he’s just tired! I look forward to it every time – I’m a real wishie! Kate herself said.
Snooky, does it even in sleep
One of the most annoying stars of reality shows, namely Snooky (real name Nikola Polici) does IT even in sleep!How is this possible at all?The flirtatious woman has reported in one of the issues of the American magazine “People” that her husband is a really brisk and carnal macho-type man.
– After sex I fall asleep quickly, then I dream of passionate love and when I wake up, I realize that my husband is in me again! I wouldn’t mind, it makes our marriage a little more tense! – determined by Snooky.
Olivia Wild follows the “marathon” style
36-year-old American actress Olivia Wild said that she and her husband Jason Sudeikis’s intimate adventures are comparable to thetraining of Kenyan marathon runners.We are not sure why the incredibly beautiful brunette has chosen Kenyan runners for this exotic comparison, but one thing is clear – the love times of this playful couple are really time-consuming.
– My husband is one mighty toad! – added the world-famous actress.
Cameron Diaz equates sex with the source of youth
Seductive Cameron Diaz has been a little more cautious in her remarks about and around sex but notes that she thinks sex is healthy. The blonde beauty, who has now entered the 45+ age group, does not hide that she has sex quite often because this sensual process helps her look young. It must be said that the statement made by Cameron is not just a fabrication of a charming woman – sex really makes us look and feel younger! There have even been several scientific studies on this topic.
– Sex is something we should all do as often as possible. It’s healthy! Truth be told, making love is my main secret to youthful looks! – acknowledged by Diaz.
How did the hottest erotic story of my life begin? It was enough with two cocktails and the girls gradually began to undress to start a fun orgy. Aija and Eliza went on a rapid attack on Lina’s nipples, with such inspiration and vigor that they became like spicy and hard diamonds. It was with their dedication that they got involved in this game that fueled my desire even more, but unfortunately, my destiny had decided to remain just an observer.
With noble shamelessness, Aija lies on the couch to reveal her hidden place to Lina’s naughty tongue, which is just craving after tasting Aija’s body. Meanwhile, Elisha, who had seemed to bethe shyest of the three villains so far, sat on Aija’s face. They moaned and moaned in well-being. With each passing second, I felt more and more excited – I felt like my crotch was already starting to simmer.
That was just the beginning
After a wild orgasm, Aija started fucking Lin using an artificial parody of a male member. Meanwhile, Lina caressed Eliza’s clitoris with her tongue. When all three were finished, Lina turned to me and asked – Do you really not want to join us? – No, don’t call her, she’ll break like an old baby! – Aija creaked, although it was obvious that she would not object at all and was actually trying to get me on the right note.
How did this erotic story go? All three girlfriends, screaming in excitement, rushed at me and after a short, while I was already undressed – it was impossible to resist these brawls. Aija and Lina lightly bitemy nipples, but Eliza fell on her knees in front of me.
Oh my God!
I have been orally satisfied with several men, but I had not yet felt the well-being that Eliza gave me. She knew perfectly what, when, and how to do it. If men consider oral sex a prelude to a big fuck, then they are seriously mistaken!
Meanwhile, Eliza began to satisfy Lina, Lina stroked Aija, but I stood like a statue with outstretched legs. This tricky pleasure given to me by Eliza with her gentle sharp tongue movements was indescribable.
It was a carousel of pleasure
We were all drawn into it. At times, it seemed that even the roof of the house turned from this vibrating pleasure. Eliza just kept licking and sucking out all the possible sweet-salt spices from me.
My clitoris was swollen – I couldn’t think clearly anymore!
I end with long-unseen vigor and pleasure. The juice of love flowed from me, which I took with my tongue and, with such obvious greed, enjoyed Eliza’s glowing lips.
May I confess?
For the first time in my life, I enjoyed a woman’s taste. I needed to get all my courage to break my own right and allow myself to enter this passionate orgy of girls. Eliza’s body was firm, her vagina tastedgreat.It wasn’t even five minutes before she started panting. I realized that she was coming to an end, so I wanted to enjoy the effect of my index finger in her narrow beer. Gently moving my finger, I sucked her clit. It gave Eliza an indescribably vivid pleasure.
Midnight was approaching
Eliza and Lina went home, leaving me alone with Aija. Yes, my best friends turned out to be just as playful! I felt a little confused because the evening was intense and full of adventures – I was afraid that I would not be able to look into the eyes of my friends anymore. However, I overcame my shyness and lay down next to Aija. The night was ours.
Lick another woman and feel her lick you – what could be better than that!
This was not just another erotic story. It was more. This evening served as an indescribable contribution to my erotic experience. It really was worth it!
Have you ever imagined yourself in the skin of a mega-popular American celebrity? Have you fantasized about how often, with what, and in what extraordinary places they do it TOO? Maybe the so-called “superstars” are as lazy in real life as we Latvians are, and we don’t talk about sex at all? This time we will offer you a look at the obscene confessions of several well-known foreign ladies, which will definitely surprise you, as well as make you think about how diverse sex can be. Let’s start!
Kesha sympathizes with extraterrestrial beings
American pop music lamp KESHA claims that she has had sex with a ghost. Yes, you read that right!Such a fact came over the lips of the beautiful girl in the waves of the Los Angeles city radio “KIIS FM”. Although Kesh added that she did not want to share the exact details of this unique case in her life, the woman admitted that the experience had been very magical, and added that she would be happy to give it to her again.
The 33-year-old singer has even written a song called “Supernatural” or “Supernatural” about this magical experience.
Sex-loving Rihanna likes to be subordinate to a man
In ancient 2012, the world was shaken by the new December issue of the popular men’s magazine “GQ”, in which one of the world’s most beautiful women not only eagerly showed her half-height but also admitted that she likes to be fully naked in bed.Because the appetite beauty makes a lot of important and often decisive decisions on a daily basis while in bed, Rianna wants to forget the heavy burden of responsibility and indulge in the whims of a dominant man.
Chris Tegan does it on the plane
In a 2014 interview with Cosmopolitan magazine, 34-year-old American model, actress, and businessman Chris Tegan explained that she and her husband John Legend had made love on a plane several times. The most sultry of the physical intimacy sessions for the couple was on their way to Thailand when Chris and John flew in to visit the woman’s parents.
The sexy businessman has not gone into too much detail about the incident, but has added that since this time there has always been a heavier-sized blanket in her hand luggage, under which to hide when the minds of both pigeons are overwhelmed by the lust of the flesh.
Kim Kardashian loves a lot and dictates
Sex 500 times a day! Is that even possible?It is probable that the star of American reality shows Kim Kardashian, with this large number, had tried to point out that there is no shortage of sex and various quick intimacy in her life. Interestingly, this juicy fact came about when Kim and her husband Kanji Vest tried to conceive one of the couple’s four children. The woman herself described it as deliberate perseverance.
The boisterous Miley Cyrus is ready for everything
One of today’s worst American pop stars, 27-year-old Miley Cyrus, has made fans of her talent realize that sheis ready for anything in sex.The news has been published in one of the editions of the popular American magazine “Paper”. In this particular interview, Miley was quite frank and added that she was ready for anything, provided it was not about animals, as well as partners under the age of 18.
Over the past decade, anal sex – or at least talking about it – has become much less taboo, perhaps because women’s buttocks have taken on a whole new status (thank you, social media!)… Or perhaps because society is more positive about sex in general. But still, anal sex among women is quite controversial, no matter how often it is discussed.
Due to a lack of information, there is still a tendency to stigmatize activities that some people might consider “unconventional”. But the thing is, anal sex can often become the preferred method for women who, for some reason, are unable to have vaginal sex.
For some women, it’s like a “string” on top of the usual sexual intercourse. But others look at the act more like this: an intriguing process, worth a try, but will probably never want to do it again.
If you haven’t added anal sex to your list yet, but want to know how to enjoy it, it’s worth reading these articles:
Here are some interesting experience stories from people who have tried anal sex. Read on and let their experiences guide you.
“IT WAS THE MOST INTIMATE NIGHT OF MY LIFE”
“My ex and I were together for about three years before we decided to try anal sex. We did this not because we were bored with our current sex life, but because none of us had ever done so, and we wanted each other to be “first” in this experience. He had slept with many women as teenagers, so I liked the idea of doing something with him that he had never done before.
We talked about it for months before we finally experienced it. It wasn’t planned, but one night after we both had a few drinks, we started playing in my bedroom and he asked me, “Should we try it?” I nodded in agreement. We armed ourselves with a lubricant – I had always heard that during anal sex it should be used more than you think – then I would squat in a doggy position and make him enter me VERY slowly, centimeter by centimeter. In about five minutes, he was quite deep, and the feeling was something I had never experienced before — a perfection that made me feel as if I had never had sex before.
What made everything much better was that he kept asking if I was okay, and his face looked sincere and full of real pleasure, as if it were a transcendental experience for him as well. We made a lot of eye contact – I enjoyed turning my head and watching his enjoyable face – and we kissed a lot as he approached the end. Despite the nervousness, I also got an orgasm (I massaged my clit to get more free). It was the most intimate night of my life. We did it a few more times later on “special occasions” (I’m afraid the place will stretch, ha), and all the times were amazing, but no one can compare it to this first-time feeling. “
“MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WAS CASUAL ANAL SEX”
“I was drunk, and it came as a surprise because there was not enough communication during sex. Fortunately, I enjoyed it and overall it was a positive experience for me. I began to realize that I liked this feeling and enjoyed it. Now, in my current long-term relationship, it is one of the activities we enjoy quite often.
The most important thing is to warm up properly. It is easier and more pleasant when the anal hole is prepared for this process. Proper foreplay is important – use the lubricant, fingers, mouth, toys you want. This could take longer than vaginal sex. I think of anal sex as a second degree, the better if you are already aroused and feel great. My advice is to trust your body, and if you feel you want it, then move on! “
“WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE USED A LUBRICANT”
“I tried anal sex with my ex for the first time. I was incredibly comfortable with him, but using a lubricant would have made it a more enjoyable experience for both of us, as there is no natural lubricant in this opening. I would recommend doing this with someone you feel comfortable with because it’s definitely a more intimate area. ”
“ANAL SEX WAS JUST SOMETHING WE TRIED A FEW TIMES OUT OF CURIOSITY”
“We tried it for the first time when we were together for a year and a half. In the relationship, we were in a phase where we were comfortable with each other and really wanted to explore more, so one day we tried it out of curiosity. I read a little about this topic before to make sure that what we were going to do would be safe and comfortable. The first time we did this, we used a rich amount of lubricant and made sure we were prepared for it first. It was definitely interesting for both of us and something that neither of us had done before.
After that, we only tried it one more time, and in the end, we decided it wasn’t something we wanted to keep doing. The feeling was more special when I did it with my partner, not with an accidental partner because I felt safe and comfortable. ”
“THE FEELING CAN BE INDESCRIBABLE – IF YOU USE THE TOILET FIRST”
“If you’re overweight or on an empty stomach, it’s uncomfortable. The feeling is as if you should go to the toilet.
But if you do it at the right time, calmly and slowly, it’s euphoric. This is different from the ordinary sex because he seems to go much deeper. However, anal sex does not help me to reach orgasm more easily. ”
“THE KEY IS TO RELAX”
“I was always afraid it would hurt, but anal sex isn’t really as painful as it is uncomfortable. But! For some people, the discomfort is so great that they can barely do it – for example, my best friend, who has tried it a few times, barely got it inside, no matter how much lubricant she uses. The main thing, obviously, is to relax, which will actually be difficult for you – knowing that it will happen, you will strain more than usual – unless you happen to like it.
I do not like it, but it is very addressed by my friend, and he is very respectful and nice about it and does not force me to do so. We do it maybe every few months. He is usually very prepared for this, forcing me to use the anal plug beforehand to “relax everything”.
“I DON’T SEE ANYTHING FUN IN IT”
“It’s not the worst I’ve ever experienced. I just don’t see anything funny in it. It’s not that painful, it’s just a little uncomfortable and it’s really not my favorite. ”
“IT DIDN’T FEEL GOOD”
“I have tried it once. The guy I was with wanted to do it, and I was against it, but in the end, I gave up. He tried to insert it, but it just hurt too much. I don’t think he used a lubricant, and the place is just too tight. Maybe I would do it again with the right person if I trusted him very much. In any case, it’s not something at the top of my list. “
“IT WAS INCREDIBLY EROTIC”
“It’s amusing that my first sex took place through the anus. My high school friend was raised in the strong Catholic faith and “TO” saved for marriage. I, on the other hand, was not interested in this waiting time, and he explained to me that anal sex “does not matter” to him because, in theory, it cannot lead to human reproduction.
He was extremely well developed down there, so the logical choice was a very slow injection of the penis and a lot of lubricants. The strangest thing I noticed was that inserting a cock into my anus created a kind of tight feeling in my throat, similar to what you would feel after a big frustration. But it was an exciting feeling that wasn’t scary at all. It’s a slow but indescribably pleasant feeling when you feel the tap glide gently in and out. It was definitely extremely erotic, and I recognized my whole body as an erogenous zone. I found that I could also have an orgasm during anal sex, and I enjoy anal play to this day. “
“ANAL SEX IS THE PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN DANGEROUS AND SEXY”
“I used to be obsessed with anal sex. At one point in high school, I had more anal than regular sex. When done right – and by ‘right’ I mean when a guy doesn’t insert his dick into you like a drill – anal can be on such a dangerous line between pleasure and pain. It makes him feel bigger than ever. ”
“IT REALLY STRENGTHENS THE BOND BETWEEN YOU”
“The key to good anal sex – yes, that’s the thing – is a partner you trust completely and who will do it right. This means a lot of lubricants, starting with the little finger just like Fifty Shades, then moving on to a variety of small toys and stoppers. After that, anal sex can be amazing! It is very intense, and your loved one must be very delicate and attentive, as well as a good listener and very patient – and you, as the ‘recipient’, must have full confidence in your partner.
The anus is, after all, an exit, not an entrance, and so it could really hurt a lot. This is not an action that should ever be done by a random guy or at a random moment; you both need it, and you both need to be ready. It takes so much time, trust, and communication that it only strengthens the relationship because you are so connected to your partner. “
“WHEN I HAVE ANAL SEX, I FEEL A STRONGER ORGASM”
“For me, the anal act usually causes a little pain at first (the first few minutes). Lots of lubricant, slow, gentle movements, and patience quickly move it to the next phase, which is an exciting, enjoyable process. I have found that I may have stronger orgasms during anal sex, but these are clitoral or vaginal orgasms rather than anal orgasms – they are quite rare. I need extra clitoral stimulation, intimacy, and emotional intensity to make the orgasm stronger.
But if you have the wrong angle during anal sex, with too much up or down angle, it can lead to sharp and unpleasant pain. It’s important for me to have the right entry angle. “
Outdoor sex is always a bit exciting. There is a risk of being caught, which undoubtedly increases the enthusiasm of some people – but it can end up not as intended or even fined/arrested, depending on where you do it.
Of course, there is also a relative level of comfort – for example, if you decide to do it in the woods, there is a chance to collide with sharps or accidentally turn, for example, on sharp grass. Or, if you have sex on the beach, the sand can get into the places where you least want it.
But on the other hand, outdoor sex can be fantastic if done right.
If you haven’t enjoyed it yet, draw inspiration (or take into account less good experiences) from these five experience stories.
From crazy sex in the park to using sex toys on a fishing trip – these people share the best and worst experiences of having sex outdoors.
Maya, 23
“When I was with my ex-boyfriend, we often went fishing – during the day and overnight.”
‘We did it in the bushes, waiting for the fish to catch.’
“It was great because we were able to take all our sex toys with us and no one will hear your vibrator drone in the fields?”
‘In the summer I used to walk with an anal plug. When you’re outside, the feeling is much worse. ‘
Bella, 30
“I went to a 21-year-old party and immediately met the guy and I knew I wanted to sleep with him.”
‘We chatted a bit and then decided to go outside. We couldn’t do it at home because there was a party and all the rooms were filled with people partying or sleeping. ‘
‘We had to cross the street and go to the local church garden (basically the cemetery) and try to have sex against the church wall, but having sex on my feet has always been a bit difficult for me, so we moved to the trampoline on the church playground and continued to have sex there.’
‘Eventually, we gave up and lay down on the cold, hard land of January 4 right in the church parking lot.’
‘It was absolutely strenuous outside, and none of us finished. It was a funny disappointment and a kind of scary weird experience. ‘
Stefan, 34
‘I had my first date in a quiet, dandelion-covered park in the heart of a city. During the date, I was asked about every detail of my life – until I was curled up, kneeling as a child, thinking about my existence and the morals of life. ‘
‘The date/interrogation lasted until dusk, then the conversation died and I was ready to go home.’
“But as I watched as I cleaned up our date, our eyes met – and she tossed on top of me.”
‘We had sex hiding among the trees, with a crowded football match to our right and a swan-filled lake surrounded by families and children to our left.’
‘It wasn’t long, but it was weirdly great – we had sex as if we hated each other. It was gorgeous, full of anger and rage. ‘
‘A week later, I sent her a text message saying that I didn’t believe we had compatibility in the dating application. She replied, saying she appreciated my text message. ‘
Daniel, 29
‘While I was in university, I lived with my parents, and so did my friend at the time.’
‘Unfortunately, this meant that we could not really have sex in bed because my family was quite religious and he had not yet told his family about his orientation. That’s why we chose sex in cars and parks. ‘
‘Once we drove to a local national park and found a trail that looked pretty closed. After careful verification, we started doing things. ‘
“We got so excited and forgot to look around that suddenly a guy appeared next to us walking with his dog.”
“We stopped quickly, and the man-made some horrible sound and walked away quickly.”
“We went back to our car and finished the sex, which was strangely even more exciting after the attachment.”
Patrick, 30
‘Before meeting my current girlfriend, I often slept with different women.’
‘One time I went for a night walk with a girlfriend who I used to sleep in, and we found ourselves having sex on the beach.’
‘It was one of those beaches with a high flood wall, and the shore was below. I remember we definitely heard people passing over our heads, so we had to be quiet (but luckily we couldn’t see us). ‘
‘All I remember is that the sound of the waves and the night sky made the whole process really breathtaking, with the added risk of being caught.’
‘Although it was quite uncomfortable. (It was a pebble beach.) ‘
Ambera, 22
‘It was a very early summer morning and it was so bright that it literally looked like the middle of the day.’
“We couldn’t go to me or his house, so we thought, ‘hell, let’s try to do it outside.’ ‘
‘I was too scared to do it near people’s houses, instead, we went under a pretty big bridge and tried to do it there.’
‘I put on my coat and lay on my back. We’re starting to do it, but he couldn’t stay solid for more than seven seconds because he was very nervous. ‘
‘Then we suddenly heard dog stunners and literally pulled up our pants and ran away.’
“After that, I didn’t talk to her for a while and we never had sex again.”
Honestly, how many funny jokes are in your anecdote box? One, two, or three spicy anecdotes? The adult entertainment portal www.sekss.lv invites you to refresh your repertoire and give a little bit of obscenity to the end of your evening!
For safe sex everywhere and always
At the police station: – Dear, we have information that you have beaten your wife again! – I once explained to you that we have sex this way. “But it is written here that you have broken all her teeth!” – I prefer safe sex!
It is also dealt with in the jungle
An elephant runs through the jungle, screaming loudly. – What do you laugh at, snout, the jungle beasts ask. – I just fucked the monkey, the elephant answers. – Fuck, well and then, what’s so funny? – The funniest thing is that Itwice licked it, and this one has already burst.
What about sex?
– Listen, Ieviņi, my parents are not home today, maybe let’s have some sexwith me? – I’m not called Ieviņa! – Listen, sunshine, that’s not the point!
A very gentle golf game
A married couple learning to play golf. The instructor tells the husband: – Now take the stick as gently as if it were your beloved woman’s chest and beat it. The man follows the advice and succeeds in a great blow. The instructor is pleased with his wife: – And now you take the stick gently as if it were a member of your beloved husband. The wife follows the advice, but nothing succeeds. The instructor sighs: – Okay, take the stick out of your mouth, today will suffice.
Afternoon sex
The husband and wife decide that the only way to make love to their apartment on Sunday afternoon, where their ten-year-old son is, is to send him to the balcony and ask him to report what’s going on outside. The boy begins his comments, while the parents begin their activities. – A car is worn in the parking lot, he says. – The ambulance has just left, he continues. – Looks like Bērziņš has guests, the son adds. – Pēterītis rides a new bike, but Liepiņi has sex. The parents jump up quickly, and the surprised father asks – How do you know that? – Their boy is also standing on the balcony!
Innocent tights
– Honey, would have known that you were still innocent, would have treated you much more gently! – Would have known you were an idiot, would have taken off your tights!
Sharp teeth
– By what month of pregnancy is it safe to have sex? – Until the child starts biting!
What are the similarities of sex and a cupcake?
Two women talk: – What do you like better, sex or cake? The other answers: – I don’t care at least the eggs are fresh!
Wolf and bunnies
The wolf enters the pharmacy and says: – I ask for 60 condoms. The wolf suddenly hears 2 bunnies laughing in the corner. He looks at the bunnies, turns back to the pharmacist, and says: – Give me 62!
I moved anxiously in my chair, looking at the pair that was right in front of my eyes. The way their bodies collapsed moved. Their skin seemed to melt together. Moans, breathing passion, its twisted hands, connected bodies…
I couldn’t turn my eyes away from the scene in front of me. It had been too long since I had the opportunity to experience this kind of lust – since I had divorced my last partner almost six months ago and promised never to get involved again. Or at least until I find someone who can teach me to orgasm. I had tried to convince myself that I did not long for sex at all, that I could break out into the world myself and prove my success as an independent woman. That was the reason for these weekly solo film screenings – a date with yourself, taking care of yourself, time for me and me alone. But watching these bodies merge with each other on the huge screen, I knew I needed something.
I slipped out of my seat and went down the stairs that led to the toilet in the small retro cinema.
This cinema had been around for decades and usually showed quite interesting films – in this case, art film classics, which seemed to consist of about forty percent footage and naked voices and low roaring sounds. It had been a long time since I had heard such things. And it excited me more than I could comprehend.
My plan was to steal down to the amenities and slip my hands in panties to ease the heightened mood and be able to continue to focus on the film’s plot.
Going down, something caught my attention. I turned around, feeling as if someone had caught me and knew what I was going to do. I realized I was standing next to the projector booth. You could see the old-fashioned projector flickering through the small window – it was definitely what scared me. I was about to move on when I saw something else that made me stop.
A man a little older than me — dark hair, a pronounced jawline, strong hands — his eyes were clinging to the screen, and I could see his hand moving just below my angle of view. My jaw sagged. Does he…?
It was at that moment that he looked at me, and our eyes met, and I knew he had noticed me. He stopped doing what he was doing and approached the door that separated us. My heart was beating fast. He seemed to have had the same reaction as me.
The door opened and he looked even better without the glass pane between us. I let my eyes travel around his body – I saw the curvature in his pants and felt the heat in my body grow even more intensely.
“How can I help you?” he asked. I let the look return to his face.
“Yes,” I replied. “I think you can.”
I crossed the threshold, pushed the door behind me, and forced my body against him.
He did not wait for the invitation; his hand was already in my hair, and his lips were kissing mine – the foreplay had been the movie we had both watched, and we were more than ready to continue.
He did not waste time; already swollen, he lifted the hem of my dress and let it slide over my hips. Reaching between my legs, he tore my underwear in one quick motion. I grabbed his hand and pushed it to my dexterity, allowing him to feel me, to feel how ready I was for it. He put his lips to my neck and, teasing me, dipped his fingers in me.
And then, just as easily, he wrapped my legs around him and pressed me against the projector table so that I could see the glorious sex scene that had led me to this position unfolded in front of me.
He passed his hands over my ass, pressing his fingers into my body, and he let out a low growl — the growl that had driven me crazy through the speakers and now made me even more excited.
I heard the rustle of a condom pack and then felt his long cock forcefully slide into me.
I gasped as the sounds merged with those that came from the screen in front of us. And that feeling was indescribable. He held my hips tightly and entered me again and again, taking me firmly without fear, just as the man on the screen in front of us did. Seeing this reflection of ours in front of me, it all became even sexier – I could feel every moment, capture every sensation.
I began to move even closer to him, circling my hips against him, taking him even deeper into myself. I didn’t even know the man’s name, and I didn’t really care. We did not need words at the moment. We needed passion, a sense, we had to fulfill these roles with each other.
I felt myself approaching the climax I needed so much – the mix of true feelings and visual stimulation was more than I could bear. I pressed my hands to the glass in front of me and watched the woman on the screen. I felt her panting, her muscle contraction, pain, burning need… and then liberation, finally, at the very moment, he was.
This will be a woman’s candid confession of what happened in her XXX life after it literally stopped. What is the 30-day sex challenge and how to deal with it?
I used to have sex.
I had not a little, but a lot of sex. Dirty sex. Perverted sex. Sex in public places. (I won’t go into details.) Then I got married, but we were still having sex. Then I got pregnant and we stopped having sex. Then I became a mother – try to have sex with me and I’ll cut you to pieces. Then I became a working mother, and it feels as if part of my essence is gone.
In my opinion, sex should not be negotiable. This is as important as exercising, eating properly, or sleeping. But why is it often the first thing in a relationship that is abandoned at a time when something needs to change? (Here’s a tip: stop fucking damn scrolling through social media and go instead to orgasm! It will make you feel much better about your life than a girl’s photo bikini on a yacht – I promise.)
I know several working mothers who have sex.
But I don’t know of any working mothers with young children who have sex on a regular basis, and that’s definitely the difference. If you read this and say, “I do it regularly!” then good for you but I don’t like you. This will apply more to women who bend over when someone really touches them. Women who prefer to pour into the couch with a giant glass of wine and Netflix than undress naked for someone to enter.
Maybe it was a pregnancy that made me spend more time without sex. (If you were also one of those pregnant women who just loved having sex, I don’t like you either.) Maybe it was the reason I breastfed my daughter for three years. Maybe the fact that we spend hours behind the screens of phones and laptops reduces our libido. Or the fact that we are so busy doing it that we forget to do it too.
Recently browsing my calendar, I came to the horrific realization that not only had my husband and I not had sex for more than a month, but also that we hadn’t even touched each other other than a careless good morning or a good night kiss.
I had a radical idea.
I offered my husband whiskey and said, “We will have sex every day for 30 days. And our goal will be my orgasm. ”
I noticed a spark in his eye. Giving me an orgasm was once his favorite game. When did that change, and more importantly, why? So it could officially start.
Day 1: We had hot sex. This challenge will be pure nonsense!
Day 2: This shows my favorite series tonight. And we have another whole season of another series to watch. And it’s so late. Maybe we can officially start the experiment tomorrow?
Day 3: Business trip.
Day 4: Chocolate + menstruation = don’t touch me.
Day 5: We are miserable. Why don’t we have sex?!?
I have come to realize that if pressure is put on both of us, nothing will change.
We realized that we didn’t have much sex, but it seems that mentioning this fact every five seconds doesn’t really help. I turned my naughty past in my head and was looking for some way to correct the present. I had attended sex classes where women were orally satisfied with a pink dildo. I have slept with a woman. I have had a threesome. I have had sex in public places that would make most people blush.
So why couldn’t I figure out how to have sex in our bedroom? Apparently, something didn’t add up.
And then I did a survey asking married couples how they balance work, parenting, and romantic relationships. The wife laughed and said, “I’ll put on sexy clothes and then we’ll get out of our usual environment.” The men continued, “When I look at him in our home life, I don’t see a sexual being. I see my mother. ”
As for the moment when an invisible light bulb lights up above your head.
I didn’t see my husband as a sexual being – I saw him as a dad to our daughter. As a laundry folding. As a cook.
If we wanted to have sex, we had to get out of our environment. But the resistance immediately hit his shoulder. But we have a 6-year-old child! We can’t just leave the house to taste a glass of wine! I will need to get out of my pajamas, get in the car and go somewhere! Horror!
But soon we decided that once was enough and worked out some basic rules.
Set that devil’s phone aside. Research shows that smartphones have pretty much ruined all our relationships, especially romantic ones. If you catch yourself looking at your phone instead of your partner’s eyes, put this lousy device aside and pay attention to the person who loves you. Choose to gain experience instead of spending time on your smartphone.
Set a time when you really enjoy having sex. I am a morning sex person. When it’s 11pm, not only do I not want to have sex, I’m almost offended at the thought of what I’m going to have to do. If that means we have to set the alarm 15 minutes earlier (I’m joking, rather five minutes), then we will.
No beds. Raise your hand when all your sex techniques are ground to a minimum and they all happen in the bedroom. Recently, my husband and I had sex in the car while listening to a stunning song. It made me feel alive in a way it hadn’t been in a long time. Engage in adventures.
Make daily intimacy the rule. Let’s face it – most of us don’t have sex every day, but we can be intimate. Take five minutes to confront your partner and talk about what you like. Kiss like a teenager. Join hands. Give each other long hugs. Just find the time to make contact.
Think of what excites you both. When was the last time you asked yourself or your partner, “what excites you?” Do you know that little? I asked my husband and he was like, “Hmm…” I mean, really? Nothing? Think about it carefully.
Experience orgasm every day. Well, if the thought of having sex every day makes you twist, then reformulate it like this. Reach orgasm. Alone. With the help of. Do not care. My husband bought me the most wonderful vibrator , and I literally kept it on my bedside table. It takes three minutes to get rid of everyday stress, so even if we don’t have sex together, I do it alone.
Stop talking and start doing it . Do you know how much time we actually spent talking about how much sex we don’t have? At that time, we could have just had sex! Sex is an act. It usually binds you and makes you feel better. Just do it.
Whether you’re exhausted or your kids are too intrusive, make your sex life fun. Don’t take this challenge so seriously. Be tolerant of yourself. And understand that you have to draw your own conclusions about how much sex is enough in your relationship, not what an article says, and not what a woman who has sex seven days a week says. Stop listening to everyone else and tune in to the man, woman, or partner standing right in front of you: How much is enough? How many are not?
Whatever you decide, enjoy this part of the relationship. Try new things. Surprise yourself and your partner.
Who has said that naughty songs are meant only for the joys of Midsummer and Midsummer night? Not at all! While the summer sun still pampers our pale bodies with its sweet caressing rays, let’s catch the rhythms of ancient Latvian naughty verses to catch the last glowing nights of August by the tail. Let the mischief flow!
Oh, goat, you silly, Don’t fuck in the evening of a goat, Fuck in the morning sun, Then there will be white kids
Oh, girl, oh, sister, your soft pussy The penis slipped inside As a creamy croissant
Oh, old man, Oh, old man, Who did you heat the sauna for? There’s a mustache for the nest, Head of a dick
Take me, village guys, I’m a rich mother’s daughter: I have breasts silvered, Vagina with gold leaves
Slightly pushed, deeply pressed, Gradually moved, Gradually moved, So that height did not change
My mother told me Not to give it to a Polish guy. Like, Mommy, How can’t I give Polish guy has a big dick
The daughter lies on a hedgehog, I catch her by the leg; The daughter says: are you crazy? For me, this dick is stiff as a horn
I have given my fellow-countrymen Giving upright while singing, I’m going for nothing Swinging under the ground!
Daddy threshing mommy, Lie’s on your stomach. Pull out the meat whip, Cut through the hole itself
Mother cries, daughter cries, Both are crying hard: Mother cries soft bread, Daughter stiff dick
If any of the ancient Latvian ambiguities are caught in your quarters, feel free to send it to us at info@sekss.lv . May the naughty songs sound like your bedroom tonight!
