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Funny stories from the lives of horny seniors

50, 60, 70 and even 80+, yes, seniors also want to have fun and, despite a respectable age, as well as a number of different health problems, want to have passionate sex! Of course, wanting is a welcome thing, but not everything goes as smoothly as expected. The portal Sekss.lv has prepared 3 amusing and…

50, 60, 70 and even 80+, yes, seniors also want to have fun and, despite a respectable age, as well as a number of different health problems, want to have passionate sex! Of course, wanting is a welcome thing, but not everything goes as smoothly as expected. The portal Sekss.lv has prepared 3 amusing and especially awkward stories from the lives of aspiring American seniors for your Saturday night. Read and laugh!

AN 85-YEAR-OLD BOARDING HOUSE RESIDENT RECEIVES A LAP DANCE AS A GIFT

Lap dance in the nursing home

What kind of entertaining activity do you think would fit into the grand birthday anniversary of an 85-year-old nursing home resident? How about a half-naked stripper and a particularly playful lap dance? It turns out that this idea was proposed and supported by as many as 16 members of the old people’s home committee.

Although, judging by the photo testimony of the powerful party, it can be understood that the playful mistress was very excited about this birthday surprise, her son later sued the institution. Franklin, going to the photos in his mother’s archives, claimed that it was extremely inappropriate – a man dressed in one of his panties should be punished!

The further course of the proceedings and the final outcome of the court hearing have not been disclosed to the general public, but one thing is clear – the obscene omel in the young cantor’s panties has managed to cram more than $ 150 US dollars!

58-YEAR-OLD MARIA TURNS TO THE POLICE WITH A RATHER INAPPROPRIATE OFFER

Funny stories from the lives of aspiring seniors

An even more tricky case took place on February 25, 2014 in the southeastern United States, in the sunny state of Florida. A 58-year-old woman named Maria Monteneza-Kolona has made an extremely inappropriate offer to state law enforcement officers. Initially, the desperate woman reported that her carnal son had stolen her dead husband’s car. The police, of course, reacted immediately and arrived at the scene indicated by the woman.

After the arrival of the uniformed men, the story of the woman turned almost 360 degrees! Mary immediately turned to the most handsome of the politicians and asked if the sympathetic man was married. Although other officials have tried to bring the woman to mind, the lady, who has entered the venerable years, has persistently continued to say that she has not had sex for several years. As if that weren’t enough, Mary also tried to grab the penis of the sympathetic party in order to tempt the man to sexual activities. Needless to say, the police had to immediately arrest a poor man of the fair sex for indecent harassment of a law enforcement officer.

AN 81-YEAR-OLD MAN WAS CAUGHT DOING AN INDECENT ACT WITH A BUSH

Funny stories from the lives of lost seniors

This indecent act took place as far back as 2016 in one of Connecticut’s small rural villages. An 81-year-old gentleman named Wallis, wanting to enjoy a pleasantly warm July afternoon, is caught in a particularly lewd activity with a bush in his yard. It would be nothing if his 55-year-old neighbor had not immortalized this lewd act with his mobile device.

The playful man, noticing that he was being filmed, had tried to cover his naked body with the help of the grill cover in the yard. Although the willing old man has regretted his neighbor’s lewd actions, the harsh lady has reported this extremely amusing incident to the local staff.

As the evidence has been irrefutable, the police had to arrest the old bush .

What exactly has the old man tried to do with the help of a beautiful backyard bush? Neither the attentive neighbor nor the policemen, who are always on duty, will detect it. All you have to do is let your imagination run wild!

Maybe there are some awkward and especially funny stories with a touch of obscene eroticism in your ancestral corner? Tell us also by writing a message to e-mail: info@sekss.lv!

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