While the bed may be your favorite place to have sex, sometimes, in the heat of the moment, you just can’t get to it. Maybe a table is near by? Although sex on the table may seem relatively simple, there are actually a number of things to keep in mind, otherwise it may not turn out to be as sexy as intended.
To learn how to maximize your pleasure (and reduce risk) while having sex on the table, read these simple tips.
1. Consider the height
When having sex on the table, you need to consider your height, your partner’s height and the height of the table. Let’s say you’re trying a doggy-style technique where your partner’s upper body is on the table. If the table is too high, the man will have to stand on his toes. If the table is too low, you will have to bend down uncomfortably. (If the table is very low, you can get on your knees and have sex that way.)
2. Check the durability of the table
For safety reasons, you need to determine how durable the table is. However, you will not want the table to break at the hottest moment. Therefore, make sure that the table legs are firmly placed on the floor and that it is stable and durable enough.
3. Table top material
The glass can be too slippery and unstable, so avoid glass tables. If the surface is not comfortable enough, place a blanket or a pillow on it.
4. Scenes worthy of a movie
Although sex on the table is more spontaneous, you can also create a pre-planned sex scene. Set a table for dinner with the intention that your partner will be the main dish of the evening. Use unbreakable plates to knock everything to the floor with a single hand movement, showing your partner that what’s on the table doesn’t matter. The key is for your partner to enjoy the process and the view.
5. Use ropes
Once you’ve made sure the table is durable and secure, and of course with the other’s explicit consent, you can turn to the tying game. All you need are four pieces of rope. Tie your partner’s arms and legs to each corner of the table for maximum enjoyment.
6. Don’t forget to clean the table afterwards
It doesn’t have to be right away. Allow yourself to enjoy post-coital bliss. But before you or anyone else uses this table, it must be wiped and properly disinfected.
7. Consider buying sex furniture
If you enjoy having sex on the table, you should consider buying sex furniture. There are a variety of sex swings, hammocks, tables, sofas and chairs specifically for sex. Damn cool, isn’t it?