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SPICY SEX STORIES

Spicy sex stories to make your next act even more colorful – from the flirty ” 50 Gray hues ” to the horny ” 365 days ” – all this and more are available on our portal. Sekss.lv is ready to take your bed life to the next level with the help of, especially naughty and lustful love stories. If you and your hidden fantasies are easily aroused by listening to the stories of other people’s sexual experiences, then you know, you are not the only one! Most people like this kind of warm-up, because other people’s experiences often turn out to be interesting. However, not every love story develops as spicy as intended. If you are one of those observers who is aroused by a wide range of topics, starting with the first bang in the car and ending with very wild activities in the most exotic places of the world, you have come to the right place! The portal Sekss.lv wants to encourage you to realize your naughty fetish dreams and wildest sexual fantasies with the help of various erotic stories. Who knows, maybe one of these stories will motivate you and your partner to implement something in bed before or outside. Bring your relationship to a new level of spiciness, fulfill your hitherto unexperienced fantasies or lose your innocence in the world of erotic stories – no matter what your own goal, our chosen stories will not disappoint you!

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Diary entry – a series of erotic stories

It may be that I will be too direct and specific when I say that one day on a sunny spring, I just decided to try my untrained actress skills in the adult entertainment industry, but there is nothing here to adorn.

***

At times, it seemed that I had come to the center of attention of a group of sex and erotic haters. The Saints, who does so only missionary position and gently through piešķiebtām kaķactiņām world says that eroticism and naked nipples are in dire FUJ , and I most certainly will burn the witch fires of hell, and never will not be able to look into the eyes of its own full-term baby.

***

There were days when I seemed powerful. A powerful woman who can afford to do whatever her heart desires with her life and spit on other people’s primitive prejudices. There were days when the members of the holy group had convinced me that I was just one of many who could be put in a frame of fornication with the words “another wanna be porn star without education and shame.” And on top of all that, there were days when I thought that no man would want to take me seriously anymore – but this day was different.

***

As always, I started my day with an impressive size latte mug and a look at such a terribly popular site Instagram. An unanswered message appeared between the pictures of the strikingly slender girls and the lovely puppies. And no, this time it’s not one of my terribly fooled and intrusive admirers of orgasmic art talent. This is my ex. Even without opening the letter, a thought strikes me – come on , I don’t understand, but I left him because of the career of his promising porn star, which he, the ordinary fool, could still want from me. As if with open indifference but zeal at the same time, I open the letter…

***

I’m not upstairs excited. He wants to place his latest freshness JEEP in my yard, because you see, I live one minute away from the sea. My lips tighten in grin.

No way! Knowing him, either wants to grow up or just wants to, because he has lived without a woman for a while.

After three minutes, my thoughts start to simmer. Maybe I can use this situation to my advantage? Maybe I can use this situation to increase with how good, how extremely good, I go without him? After five minutes, I am already writing a reply letter, saying that in exchange for a bottle of sparkling champagne – why not come here so much!

***

Exit to the yard, stuck in the bandage dress so close to the height of last season , through which the nipples falling through my eyes push through to open the entrance gate. He gets out and doesn’t resemble a man I once knew. Sharp stubble protruding from the face, hair carelessly stabbed in the wind and instead of the usual eco-leather moccasins – plucked summer slippers. Quite incomparable to the well-groomed and pedantic man living in my memories. I’m a little shocked, but I have to say it’s nice. This negligence seems unusually attractive. He doesn’t look surprised. I’m the usual I am – no different. I’m the same sexy witch who left her to get a lot of money in exchange for sex. The same endless sexy witch.

***

We start a conversation with completely dumb phrases. As he goes well, a new job, a new car, a new perception of life. I am, of course, answering something quite similar. Going well, the work is the same old, the make of the car has not changed and the perception of life – another perception of life – I do what I want and I am not known for guilt or regret. He serves me the bottle of champagne I requested, along with dark chocolate candies and pretty neatly wrapped roses. I hate flowers, I don’t know and I don’t want to take care of them, and he knows it very well.

***

I’m not really ready to invite him inside, so I’m showing the shortest way to my conifer arbor. He follows me. The conversation is moving slowly and reluctantly, we really have nothing to discuss, because the common past and the outcome of the relationship is, I am not afraid of that word, tragic. It takes another fifteen minutes for me to finally be tired of this hypocrisy, and I ask the true intentions of his arrival. Silence, followed by his rather heavy sigh.

He inhales again and tells me that he lacks the attention of a well-groomed woman and that he thinks I have tremendous sexual energy and that I need touches and hot breaths like air to breathe.

I have nothing to add. He is ready to give it to me, but do I need it? I am ready to admit that I am aroused by desperate and grieving men. I am powerless against this power. And why not give the man pleasure so that he can take off in the wings and fly again.

***

I called on him to get me, adding that he must have rusted a little. It noticed him noticeably, but he didn’t throw me at all, he approached me with respect. My dirty lips already took the curvature I needed to kiss,but it turned out to be superfluous. He started by puffing his hot breath on my earlobes adorned with gold earrings. I hurried to inform him that such a maneuver did not remind him at all, but he tried to silence him. Hiding in silence is the beauty of the moment. Usually I’m not so seemingly easy to silence, but this time I nodded obediently. For a moment, memories stuck in my head. No matter how tragic our relationship as a whole, we always enjoyed each other in bed for a hundred. I was a little confused. There is really no place for sensuality in the specifics of my work. The goal of pornography is to reach the last stage – orgasm – as quickly, artificially and repeatedly as possible . I had already forgotten what seemingly ordinary and everyday sex is.

***

He continued with my throat. Kissing it lightly, he twisted my long, cool blonde hair with his fingertips. Unable to endure, I began to reach for his possessions. Putting my palm on his crotch, I accepted in blush. He was against and returned my hand to its original position quite quickly. It fascinated me even more, and my breath became heavier. When the narrow straps of my dress had already slipped off my shoulders, he covered my round breasts so that my fingers did not touch my thirsty ends. Needless to say, I was ready to leave him now and now.

***

Even without unbuttoning his bleached denim pants, he quickly pulled the bottom of my dress up and, with his sweaty hands, began stroking my thighs. I tried again to grab his belongings, but he repeatedly rejected my attempts. He made me get up and slip on my panties. They had become wet and had already managed to stick to my slim body. I took them off and threw them on his shoulder. He pretended not to be noticed at all and came to me and said, “Dear, turn around.” I immediately complied with this request. He pushed me forward with his massive stature so that my hands hit the wooden wall of the gazebo. Kissing my back lightly and unforcedly, he reached my erogenous zone– Dibenam. I will not hide that I am proud of this flirtatious part of the body. Performing squat and other buttock muscle exercises has definitely benefited her.

***

I could describe my ex in two words – a selfish darling. I felt the tip of his tongue touching my butt opening. He kissed it. He began to kiss it more and more aggressively.

Wrapping my hips with his hands, he sweetly twisted the tip of his tongue along the walls of my butt opening.

My breasts craved even more for his attention, but he ignored it. I tried not to make any sounds, but the influx of feelings reluctantly caused me to pass several intense screams of pleasure over my lips. He was very calm and stubbornly continued. Suddenly he quickly and sharply grabbed my buttocks and took the last tongue strokes. I literally burst out of arousal alone. He stopped a turned me towards himself and hugged himself tightly. I felt his member ready to act. It was ready to conquer me here and now, but it was not part of his plans.

***

A refreshing gust of spring breeze swept over my body, making it melt again. No, we didn’t have sex in the traditional sense of the word. He just satisfied me. This is exactly the kind of attention the woman needed to get back on her wings and fly again.

***

As I said, this day was different. We saw and quietly hoped to meet again – without all the daily burdens of the relationship, without unnecessary words and unnecessary expectations. He said goodbye kissing my palm and thanked me for the opportunity to enjoy myself. It restored his manhood, and he was again able to become an old, good, and thoroughly pedantic workaholic.

PS – entry in the diary made in absolute radiation, on Saturday, May 2019, at 6.30 pm.

11.27.2020.
The horny Spanish fly, or how to forward sexual success?

So it is arranged that any relationship that has successfully overcome the threshold of being together for several years now faces a variety of problems. Routine and insignificant domestic disputes often also result in the loss of sexual desire and sexual interest, which places an additional burden on the relationship. This time Sekss.lv has provided you with particular educational reading material about the so-called “Spanish flies”. What is this miraculous aid and is its effect able to turn your girlfriend into a hungry nymphomaniac? Read and find out!

EXCELLENT MIXTURE OF LOVE

Spanish fly is a type of erotic stimulant for oral use. The main task of this aphrodisiac is to arouse a particular passion and how to promote sexual desire. Although this type of sexual stimulant is most often advertised as a craving product for women, it can definitely be used by the stronger sex.

Although the so-called Spanish fly is well-known among erotic enthusiasts, few know that the product is actually made from beetles found on Spanish territory.

More specifically, a by-product of a specific type of oil beetle species, known as ” cantharidin ”.

NOT JUST TO STIMULATE PHYSICAL ACTIVITY

Several Spanish fly producers known in the world of erotic goods often indicate on their products that this aphrodisiac can not only effectively stimulate the libido level of its user, but also increase the pleasure experienced during sex and achieve a more intense orgasm.

Feedback is shared among cantharidin users themselves – while some try to refute what the producers say and rush to share experiences of their strongest orgasms of all time, others express the opposite view – the use of a fly has in no way affected the feelings experienced during orgasm. How many people, so many opinions!

THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE THE DESIRED EFFECT

Once you are clear about what the famous Spanish fly promises to give your sex life, you need to understand how to use this miracle cure properly. The specific love elixir is most often available in the form of drops, which can be either dropped straight under the tongue or mixed with a drink. Listening to the opinions of experienced Spanish fly lovers, it must be said that this aphrodisiac mixes best with drinks such as champagne and red or white wine.

Most manufacturers recommend taking an effective love elixir no earlier than 30 minutes before the desired effect.

The most important rule would be not to exceed the recommended dose on the bottle! Account should also be taken of the fact that the Spanish fly should not be used by women who are expecting or breastfeeding. Cardiovascular patients should also be advised to refrain from this aphrodisiac.

DEMAND FOR EVERY CORNER

Does the atmosphere created by the Spanish fly in bed or outside attract you too? You will definitely be delighted to learn that this sought-after aphrodisiac is also widely available on the shelves of domestic erotic goods stores. In case you are not ready for an open tour of the city’s favorite sex shops in person, you can also buy cantharidine online.

No more reservations – fill the virtual shopping cart and try it on your own or your partner’s skin!

A MIRACLE CURE OR A FAKE ONE

Although Spanish flies are also quite popular in our latitudes, domestic sex therapists are not very excited about this proven remedy. In their opinion, cantharidin is only a short-term solution. Namely, if you are one of those men who suffer from a long-term decline in sexual desire, the use of the Spanish fly will not improve this problem in the long run.

Experts think it would make more sense to look for solutions to problems in your lifestyle. For example, quit smoking, exercise, and make significant changes to your diet.

Remember that the use of this product to promote a woman’s sexual desire must first be discussed with the lady herself. Never drop what you have accidentally encountered in a fair sex drink in order to abuse the product!

11.05.2020.
Tattoo on a penis- real experience stories

An interview with a very specific tattoo artist named Jiden Moon was recently published on a men’s health portal (her work can be seen here ). She stands out by being one of the first tattoo artists in the world to start creating art on the male penis as well . When she started tattooing two decades ago, female tattoo artists were rare. However, heterosexual guys who wanted a tattoo on their penis were mostly not willing to do it with a man, so they turned to her.

This has allowed Muna to become an internationally recognized genital tattoo artist . Men go to her from various places to get a tattoo right down there, and often admit that they have wanted such a tattoo for years, but it has been difficult to find an artist who would be willing to do it.

How does the tattooing process work?

The popular belief is that the client is ‘rebellious’ all the time the tattoo is on. The moon has tattooed hundreds, if not thousands, of penises during its lifetime, and it has never happened that someone has ‘stood’ all the time tattooing.

“The guys like to tell me before the show – ‘Oh, I’ll probably have a hard member all the time,’” says Moon. She jokingly even promises to give clients a thousand dollars if they will be able to keep their member in an erect state during the whole session, but so far this has not happened.

However, at the beginning of the tattooing process, the penis must be hard for some time to be able to draw a tattoo stencil. Hugo Reynaga , a 33-year-old man with a tattoo of a falling star on his penis, admits it was the hardest part of the process.

He says that several times he got to go to the toilet to get an erection, but when he went back to the tattoo artist and took off his pants, he disappeared again and again.

“My limb became limp when he grabbed it to start drawing. It was really awkward. ”

After all, Hugo was able to last long enough for the artist to complete the stencil.

During the actual tattoo, the tattoo artist holds the client’s member to stretch the skin around it. An elongated, flaccid penis is about the same length as an erection.

Men who wanted to get a tattoo on a member have come up with a variety of creative ways to stretch their ‘boyfriend’. A man with a black heart tattooed on a member says he wrapped his girlfriend around a wooden spoon during the process.

A 27-year-old man with the Instagram nickname Blew Velvet wraps his pen around a tin can like a bracelet. This man has three tattoos on his penis: a dundur is tattooed on his head, the word ‘goddess’ (Latvian: goddess) on one side and his year of birth ‘1993’ on the other. (The Blew Velvet OnlyFans account has the ability to watch the process of tattooing his penis.)

How painful is it to tattoo a penis?

It depends on the placement of the tattoo. If it is decided to tattoo on the side of the penis, it is relatively painless (at least this is explained by those who have enjoyed the process).

Tattoo artist Moon explains that most men do not have problems with side tattoos. But everything becomes especially dramatic when you have to tattoo on the head of the penis. The aforementioned Blew Velvet, who has a thud on the member’s head, says that this feeling is difficult to explain.

“It’s like an orgasm in the sense that you feel it all over your body, and it temporarily takes control of your breathing. It’s just not the pleasure flowing through your somatic system, it’s the pain, ”he says.

“The only thing I’ve felt like that is the electric shock from the teaser.”

Why do people choose penis tattoos?

The tattooing process is very personal. Guys choose tattoos in this private place for the same reasons they want tattoos on their shoulders or legs. It can be funny, sentimental, symbolic, peculiar or alternative.

A man says that he chose it because he thought it would be a funny, unique and good way to start a conversation. And so it is. But there is one downside: if someone sees it, it’s probably because you’re going to have sex. Stopping and talking about the tattooing process can suppress sexual arousal.

“One time a guy realized I had a penis tattoo, and he stopped and asked a series of questions. He just looked at my dick, holding it in his hands and analyzing my tattoo, ”says Hugo.

Blew Velvet, on the other hand, admits that frequently asked questions are sometimes very annoying, but he is still happy about his member’s tattoos. This gives it a unique image.

11.04.2020.
Everything is simple – there will be sex, there will be relationships

He wants sex. She wants romance. The bedroom reveals very significant differences between the masculine and feminine worlds. Often we are not even aware of how different we are, which in turn creates confusion and in some cases even makes partners alienate each other. What is the secret to a good and successful relationship? By understanding and accepting each other’s obvious and not just visible differences, can we become truly close and enjoy great sex? Sekss.lv is 100% sure – there will be sex, there will also be good relationships!

WHY IS SEX SO IMPORTANT?

It is believed that sex seems more important to men, while romance is more important to women. Usually we don’t really understand why this is the case, and without going into these differences, women often underestimate the importance of sex in a man’s life and decide that men only have THAT in their minds. When a woman discovers the reasons for such an impression, her views on the man change and are no longer so unambiguous. By deepening our understanding of our sexual differences, created by historical and social preconditions, women are beginning to understand why, for many men, sex is a means of better understanding and expressing their love. With the help of sex, a man’s heart becomes accessible, allowing him to enjoy gentle feelings and quench his thirst for love.

That’s right – sex allows a man to strive for love, while a woman, feeling love, longs for sex!

A man often misunderstands a woman’s desire for romance. It may seem to him that a woman is avoiding sex. When he wants to, but the partner is not in the right mood, the man may misunderstand the situation and feel excluded. A man is aware that a woman usually wants to be loved and romantic first, and only then longs for sex.

Just as a woman needs a good understanding with her partner so that she can love and feel loved, a man needs sex. Of course, a man can feel love in other ways as well, but most strongly a woman’s love touches the strings of his soul and conquers the heart with the help of great (normal, full-fledged) sex.

WHAT MAKES SEX SO GREAT?

First, the relationship must be based on mutual love and understanding. As sexual intercourse improves, so does overall harmony. This is only natural. When having great sex, a man begins to feel love for a woman, while a woman receives the love that she may have lacked, thus improving mutual understanding and increasing the level of intimacy.

If the couple has a disagreement, sometimes it is better not to sharpen the attention to their problems, but to have great sex, which will instantly reduce tension and make everything much easier.

Great sex is the most effective way to win a man’s heart and help him feel and express his love for a woman. When enjoying great sex, a woman’s heart relaxes, which allows her to relax and feel the support of her partner in other areas of mutual relations. Tenderness significantly improves a woman’s ability to understand, allows her to behave in such a way that the man does not feel exposed.

HOW DOES THIS LAW WORK IN LIFE?

Or is it so simple and natural in real life? Linda, 28, is ready to tell the portal about the fact that the unwritten law “there will be sex, there will be relationships” also works very effectively in ordinary relations of the average Latvian.

” This law should be followed by any couple whose relationship, due to more or less complications, has reached a dead end. Take time for sex! Plan for making love if necessary! Touch each other! Sex makes the strong sex tense up and return to the so-called “just in love” relationship. Sex increases love! ” – a beautiful Liepaja woman is really steadfast in her beliefs.

Remember that from time to time sex also needs new breath! Surprise your partner with a small dose of sharpness to remind you that there is no place for a torturous tiring routine in your relationship !

11.02.2020.
Gas masks and happiness holes or sex during a pandemic

Does a global pandemic mean a lack of sex? How does the persistent coronavirus affect lovemaking? And what safeguards should be put in place to keep sex safe? These and other issues related to Covid-19 have caused a great deal of stir in society and in the media, as well as in various internet forums. Instead of looking at the current situation rationally, there are couples who are quite extreme in their views and, due to the Covid-19 pandemic, have chosen to use extremely amusing protective equipment.

SAY GOODBYE TO SEX

” We don’t have sex anymore – it’s too dangerous. We’re too young to die! ” – so frightened by the second Covid-19 outbreak is a young woman from Houston, Texas. Anne and her partner Hugh have only been together for a couple of years, but the lovers still live apart. For this reason, Anne has had to be quite insistent and forbid her lover to visit her – where else to do something more spicy.

” The coronavirus has completely derailed our relationship! I would rather live without sex than find myself in my apartment alone and dead! ” – Anne’s conviction about the dangers of the coronavirus is truly deadly.

USEFUL “HAPPINESS HOLES” COME TO THE RESCUE

“In order to match the interior of our bedroom to the repeated flash of the Covid-19, we have chosen to use the so-called key or happiness hole technique”, said one of the 18+ users of the Internet forum. “It’s a great solution, because when we have sex, we don’t breathe or breathe on top of each other, and we can do well without wearing a mask during sex,” the cautious woman hurriedly adds.

It must be said that the use of a lucky or keyhole is a good idea, but experts urge you to remember that if one of the partners is infected with the new virus, its remnants after the act or during the act may settle on adjacent surfaces.

EXTRAVAGANT GAS MASK BOOM

“Yes, I realize it’s pretty extreme and weird, but I think it’s the only way to protect myself from this poison that wanders around.” on behalf of a beautiful Los Angeles resident, Lindsay. What has the beautiful woman tried to say with that? Lindsay, 41, said in her amusing record that she wears a gas mask during sex to have safe sex and rule out the possibility of contracting the dangerous coronavirus.

“The gas mask is even sexy in a way – it really excites my partner” – Lindsay gladly described her sexual adventures.

ALL OR NOTHING

While gas masks and happiness holes seem extreme enough, other Americans have gone a step further and opted for an even stricter and more restrictive method. ” My partner and I have agreed to wear a full coronavirus protective suit during sex. Scissors, two holes in the area of erogenous zones, snout, snout and ready! ” – a woman who has come up with such an imaginative method, who for some reason does not want to reveal her real name.

“Yes, my partner is not very excited about my brilliant idea, but what else is left for him?”, The insistent woman shared her thoughts.

Representatives of Sekss.lv advise lovers not to fall to extremes and not to turn the sensual process of making love into a show of clowns dressed in masks. Be careful, use a hand sanitizer, allow a few minutes for a warm shower before and after sex, and as far as possible make sure your partner has not been in contact with any Covid-19 virus.

10.30.2020.
5 unprecedented facts about and around PornHub

PornHub – one of the largest, as well as the most profitable porn content sites, freely available to any naughty interested person. Since PornHub’s turnover has almost doubled during the global pandemic, Sekss.lv invites you to look behind the scenes of the intervening porn scene to learn many different and possibly unheard of facts about this giant erotic content. To leave!

SAVE THE WHALES AND FIGHT BREAST CANCER

Did you know that the creators of PornHub have also been active in the development of various social projects for several years for the money earned by the site? PornHub is home to the so-called “PornHub Cares” or “PornHabam Care” foundation, which regularly shares new projects on its blog , such as “Save the Whales” or “Save the Whales”. Save the Boobs or Save the Boobs. How can you get involved in this process? Quite simply – by continuing to consume the passionately hot PornHub content!

For every 30 video views, the site donates 1 cent to a truly noble cause!

LUSTFUL POLISH EYES

Although we Latvians are also quite skeptical about watching and purchasing erotic content, our consumption is quite minimal compared to that of the Polish population. Yes, it is the Poles who are recognized as the biggest fans of PornHub clips in Europe. So what are the Polish eyes watching so closely at the screens of their smart devices? According to the data collected by PornHub, the Polish population is quite patriotic. Some of the most searched keywords of Polish origin are texts such as “Polskie Porno” or “Polish Porn” and “Polish Amateur Sex” or “Polish Amateur Sex”.

HOW MANY MINUTES DOES IT TAKE TO FINISH?

The annual reviews of the influential porn giant PornHub also reveal quite interesting facts about the peculiarities of using the platform’s guest portal. For example, a 2019 PornHub survey shows that the average length of time a user stays on an erotic content site is a whole 10.33 minutes. All that remains is to conclude that the final 33 seconds are the ones that provide the richest moments of relaxation!

EVERYONE LOVES RILEY

Speaking of the most important component of the portal, namely the most imaginative adult content stars, it should be mentioned that no one other than the frantic Riley Reed has been recognized as the most popular porn actress of all time . This beauty surpasses even such 18+ experts as Mia Caliph and Brandy Lov. According to PornHub’s annual figures, about 549, 853, 831 spectators have eagerly looked at the slender body of playful Railie ! More precisely, it’s more than half a billion people – impressive, to say the least!

The star herself is very excited about this fact, saying that her career has never boasted at such high levels of popularity!

LESBIANS AND THREESOME

Another rather interesting fact about this giant in the porn industry is that the huge consumption of PornHub is largely made up of enough people of the fair sex. While the creators of the site don’t really want to reveal the gender proportions of the users of this platform, they are happy to inform the public about the most frequently searched phrases of the fair sex. These are none other than “lesbians” or “lesbians” and “threesome” or “threesomes”. It would be quite interesting to find out the opinion of local beauties! Is lesbian porn and threesome really the thing that appeals to you the most, beautiful ladies? One thing is clear – the taste is not in dispute!

How often do you visit this porn site and what is your favorite PornHub content? Share your experience in the comments section below!

10.29.2020.
Funny stories from the lives of horny seniors

50, 60, 70 and even 80+, yes, seniors also want to have fun and, despite a respectable age, as well as a number of different health problems, want to have passionate sex! Of course, wanting is a welcome thing, but not everything goes as smoothly as expected. The portal Sekss.lv has prepared 3 amusing and especially awkward stories from the lives of aspiring American seniors for your Saturday night. Read and laugh!

AN 85-YEAR-OLD BOARDING HOUSE RESIDENT RECEIVES A LAP DANCE AS A GIFT

What kind of entertaining activity do you think would fit into the grand birthday anniversary of an 85-year-old nursing home resident? How about a half-naked stripper and a particularly playful lap dance? It turns out that this idea was proposed and supported by as many as 16 members of the old people’s home committee.

Although, judging by the photo testimony of the powerful party, it can be understood that the playful mistress was very excited about this birthday surprise, her son later sued the institution. Franklin, going to the photos in his mother’s archives, claimed that it was extremely inappropriate – a man dressed in one of his panties should be punished!

The further course of the proceedings and the final outcome of the court hearing have not been disclosed to the general public, but one thing is clear – the obscene omel in the young cantor’s panties has managed to cram more than $ 150 US dollars!

58-YEAR-OLD MARIA TURNS TO THE POLICE WITH A RATHER INAPPROPRIATE OFFER

An even more tricky case took place on February 25, 2014 in the southeastern United States, in the sunny state of Florida. A 58-year-old woman named Maria Monteneza-Kolona has made an extremely inappropriate offer to state law enforcement officers. Initially, the desperate woman reported that her carnal son had stolen her dead husband’s car. The police, of course, reacted immediately and arrived at the scene indicated by the woman.

After the arrival of the uniformed men, the story of the woman turned almost 360 degrees! Mary immediately turned to the most handsome of the politicians and asked if the sympathetic man was married. Although other officials have tried to bring the woman to mind, the lady, who has entered the venerable years, has persistently continued to say that she has not had sex for several years. As if that weren’t enough, Mary also tried to grab the penis of the sympathetic party in order to tempt the man to sexual activities. Needless to say, the police had to immediately arrest a poor man of the fair sex for indecent harassment of a law enforcement officer.

AN 81-YEAR-OLD MAN WAS CAUGHT DOING AN INDECENT ACT WITH A BUSH

This indecent act took place as far back as 2016 in one of Connecticut’s small rural villages. An 81-year-old gentleman named Wallis, wanting to enjoy a pleasantly warm July afternoon, is caught in a particularly lewd activity with a bush in his yard. It would be nothing if his 55-year-old neighbor had not immortalized this lewd act with his mobile device.

The playful man, noticing that he was being filmed, had tried to cover his naked body with the help of the grill cover in the yard. Although the willing old man has regretted his neighbor’s lewd actions, the harsh lady has reported this extremely amusing incident to the local staff.

As the evidence has been irrefutable, the police had to arrest the old bush .

What exactly has the old man tried to do with the help of a beautiful backyard bush? Neither the attentive neighbor nor the policemen, who are always on duty, will detect it. All you have to do is let your imagination run wild!

Maybe there are some awkward and especially funny stories with a touch of obscene eroticism in your ancestral corner? Tell us also by writing a message to e-mail: info@sekss.lv!

10.26.2020.
Professional masseur with a non-professional attitude

Only once in my life had I been with a masseuse man – such a young guy in a sanatorium-type institution (so I had the opportunity to stand out against the background of pensioners). All I remember is that his massage was many times more gentle than the work of another professional, in whose hands I cried from time to time, but here – almost asleep. At that time, I did not know that in ten years I would meet a masseuse whose hands would make me shout. For pleasure, not for pain.

IT ALL STARTED THAT WAY

This man immediately mentioned that he was a healer and a masseur. It made me careful and suspicious – I imagined a hairy weird with unshaven armpits. So when I met him, I was pleasantly surprised to see a slim, sporty, well-groomed man with a slightly sad smile on his lips. Mutual sympathies arose immediately, and it was clear that there will be future meetings. The man fluently came to the topic of what kind of massage he understands, how great it is, and then it turned out that he also has a portable massage table. I was sincerely amazed at this opportunity and then, either under a full moon or an ordinary eclipse, I agreed to his suggestion to enjoy one of the massages at my home.

“IT WILL BE JUST A MASSAGE”

… He repeated feverishly several times, only adding at the end of the conversation – “unless you want more!” A bell rings at the door at the agreed time. There he stands – a slightly confused man with a huge baggy shape in his hands, which can barely be found inside the apartment door.

“He must have longed, if he had already pulled that giant bag up the stairs” – I thought at the same time that I was ready for a massage with a happy ending.

While joking and touring each other, a massage table was neatly set up, and then there was an awkward break. When I go to the masseuse, I know that I have to undress and lie down, but what should I do if the massage and the date are one and the same event? Do you have to take off your clothes yourself or does the masseuse do it? If I dress myself, do I do it slowly and he looks, or do I quickly undress, lie down, and in the meantime he turns away, pretending not to look? ” Just stay in your panties and lie on your stomach, I’ll go back” – he interrupts the awkward pause. I am quick to follow his instructions.

MY BEAUTIFUL BODY IS CAREFULLY COVERED WITH A TOWEL

… I laughed for a brief resentment on the part of the masseur, freeing me from the towel covering my body. He probably hadn’t thought of seeing only a black drawstring instead of panties, as it used to be when wearing miniature-sized thongs. Warm oil pours over my shoulders, and the man’s strong hands begin to caress them gently. He is definitely a professional, because every movement shows that the masseur really knows what he is doing. It’s not someone “I’ll massage you – it doesn’t need a certificate”. Dealing with his shoulders and back, he folded a towel over them, and now the warm oil is flowing to my feet and lower legs.

Foot massage is a real pleasure. I don’t know all the points that were massaged, but the feelings were great. The generous hands of the masseur move to my lower legs, after a moment they break off, and the warm oil is massaged into my thighs. Then, without pause and warning, his hands are already stroking my bottom circles. I am fascinated by foot massage and my alertness is a little sleepy. It is warm, good, light, pleasant, relaxing and at the same time – exciting.

For a masseur, my peace and blessed facial expression is like a starting shot, and the amplitude of hand movements can no longer be called guided by healing intentions.

HE BREAKS A LITTLE

… And a slight scratch indicates that the masseur is getting rid of his jeans and shirt. I notice his bare feet coming closer to the floor at my head. The masseur whispers in my ear: “The panties must be removed so that they do not get dirty with oil.” Slowly rolling my panties over my hips, a few felt kisses reach my warm spot . No hurry – time has stopped.

I move, lie on my stomach and enjoy his hands, lips and fingers. The massage table gives a man easy access to my body, which is more than ready to receive both caresses and kisses. It has never been before that I can only sleep and enjoy, relax and be selfish for all 500%.

“ When you sleep like that, I can’t see your breasts” – he whispers in my ear and gently bites them in the lip. “Please turn” – the masseur continues what he has started.

EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO NATURALLY

… The masseur’s fingers now work only around the most strategically important area and from time to time slowly slip into me. I am in the feeling of a light flight and my body is gradually tensing, thus approaching the moment when it, accompanied by my breath and scream, completely relaxes. Perfectly feeling my reactions, the masseur guides me towards the culmination of pleasure. He guesses the rhythm, the place and the intensity without words, as if he had previously mastered the pleasure card of my body.

Complete and final relaxation takes over me, there is no thought in my head, there is only a feeling of happiness flowing across.

I didn’t know that massage could be like that. I did not know that with “Yoni” massage you can achieve such a relaxing pleasure. I did not know that this pleasure would be more intense than what a male member can give a woman. I did not know that in such a short time a woman could be launched into space and sent back there in a few minutes.

PS If a scientist thinks that there is no “G” point , he is a complete fool!

10.26.2020.
Amusing and surprising nicknames for genitals – street interviews

Although the terms “vagina” and “penis” do not sound so bad at all, the strange habits of modern humanity often encourage us to deviate from the generally accepted norms of the world. In this age of “squirrels” and “friends” (let’s call it that), the question comes to mind – is that all our modern minds of the 21st century are capable of? No, not at all! Sekss.lv is determined to go on a virtual tour of some of Latvia’s largest cities to find out what the most original nicknames of domestic compatriots are. Read – You will not be disappointed!

TOO CAPRICIOUS SYMBOL OF MASCULINITY

The first stop of the Sekss.lv virtual street interview is one of the multifaceted corners of Daugavpils. You don’t have to look far until you meet an ardent lady named Ilze, who used to call the masculine property of her ex-partner a rather amusing nickname.

” I’ll be quite gentle, saying that my ex-husband in bed used to be quite capricious. We loved regularly, but mostly only in the traditional missionary position. At times, when I tried to introduce something new in th e bedroom, he was categorically against saying that the usual rhythm went well to his heart. I remember most vividly the time when I had completely got rid of all the accumulated pubic hair. He looked as if he had seen a ghost! Thanks to this case, I started calling his penis Princess Sofia, because this phrase seemed perfectly appropriate to his capricious friend. “

WHEN THE GIRLFRIEND IS REPLACED BY THE LEFT ARM

The talkative Jānis from the Riga district is also ready to share his experience of genital nicknames. This guy has nothing to hide – he is ready to reveal particularly intimate details about his personal love life or, more precisely, its lack.

”Although at first, it didn’t seem very funny to me, over time, I completely got used to the nickname assigned to my genitals. I believe that only my best friends are endowed with such a high level of imagination. Because I had been a free man for some time, my penis was called the Lonely Monk. Giving this nickname alone does not end the story! In the heat of the party, these fools, whom I call my best comets on a daily basis, also registered the Lonely Monk on one of the local dating portals. Shame on everyone! ”

SMALL BUT EARTHY

Going to the unaccustomed side of Kurzeme, we meet a sympathetic Liepaja who is willing to share his observations in this area.

” I know a guy whose genitals on the Liepāja side have been called ”corkscrews” by girls! Honestly, I have no idea why such a comparison, but I think it could be due to its short but at the same time grounded size. At least that’s how far my perverted fantasy goes. “

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It must be said that the residents of Ventspils do not lag behind the witty Liepaja residents. The inhabitants of this party, who have more than 27 years of experience, know more about the favorite phrases of Ventspils residents.

” I call a visit to my beloved warm place a visit to the Valley of Joy. There is always a good, cozy, and happy. I think a very adequate name! ”

ESPECIALLY FOR FERTILE FUR COATS

In the end, of course, you can’t do without mentioning the famous Latvian pussy, but this time in a slightly more colorful performance! A young man named Hugo from Ogre district is in a hurry to introduce us to this nickname.

” As a real Latvian boy, I can’t do without my pussy! I was once with a girl who really didn’t like to shave – you see, there, downstairs. One evening I decided to encourage her to do so, saying that her Kūsīte-Ūsīte (pussy with a mustache) would look quite attractive even without this fertile fur coat. Needless to say, the jade was abnormally angry! ”

If you are also brave enough to share any of your original ideas, put your art in a homemade sex guide and share your nickname experience with your reproductive organs in the comments section!

10.26.2020.
The strangest questions from innocent girls ,or forum pearls
Sex education is undoubtedly an integral part of the daily life of today’s youth, but some of the questions asked by young people at home in various Internet forums are involuntarily laughed at. At the end of the working week, Sekss.lv offers to take a look at the strangest questions of innocent girls about and around sex. To leave!

BATH SEX AND DAMN SPERM
- My guy satisfied me with his fingers and I started to bleed. Have I lost my virginity? I don’t understand anything!
- Can I have sex with two condoms? Has anyone tried? Is it really safer?
- When does the hymen appear? Before or after sex? Please illuminate!
- How can I tell if I’m done?
- When the body is overwhelmed by pleasant tremors and the muscles contract – is it an orgasm?
Please tell me, how big is a penis to a 14 to 15 year old boy?
- How long do those damn sperms keep their viability? One or more days?
- I have decided to make love in the bath with my first boyfriend. How big is the risk of getting pregnant from sperm roaming the water?
- What sounds would be best to mimic an orgasm? ” Oooo ” or ” Ahhhhh ”?
- If an innocent girl has oral sex, is she still considered innocent?
- Somewhere I heard such a thing – if a girl has sex with several guys in one day, the chances of getting pregnant are zero. Is it true?
Fucks like God. How does he do it? I do not understand!

STINKY LIMBS AND TERRIBLY HARMFUL BLOWJOB
- How is masturbation different from sex?
- Can a boy bite eggs during a gathering? Will he like it?
- Is it true that a year after losing her virginity, a girl can safely continue having sex and not get pregnant?
- Can you really get rid of that? That is terribly harmful!
- My periods had to start on June 5 – but didn’t start. What does it mean? Am I accidentally sleeping with someone?
Yesterday I tried to put my little finger in my anus. Well, it didn’t work! Tell me, how will a man’s penis go in, if even my little finger doesn’t get in there?
- The day before yesterday, I saw a video in which a guy put his fist in a girl’s vagina. How is this possible at all? That is not real!
- I’ve noticed that my guy regularly masturbates – tell me, should I consider it a scam?
- About how many years can you start having oral and anal sex?
- Why don’t men use desiccants and other means to keep their members from smelling so bad?
- What could be more painful? Ordinary or oral sex?
What is minet(oral sex) and does it need a condom?

BANANA OR TOOTHBRUSH?
- Or are boys painful and uncomfortably stinky for the first time?
- Is giving it harmful to a girl’s health?
- Is it true that if a girl does not lose her virginity until the age of 18, her vagina will overgrow?
- How many goods are needed for the first time?
- Can a woman get pregnant by swallowing a man’s semen? Maybe it’s better to spit it out?
Is it true that when you sleep with an innocent girl, the boy’s penis will be in blood?
- What would be the best choice for the first masturbation – a banana or a toothbrush? Help please! Very willing to try!
- The first sex was at 11 years old, but the second one, haven’t still got it. Where to look for it?
- What does the size of the clitoris depend on? What gives a big clit to me?
- Does it mean that when boys slide their hands at a girl’s vagina, do they want her?
- After my first sex with my boyfriend, I got sick all the time. Is sex really that very harmful?
My friend tried to get me in the ass, but something didn’t really work. The next day, my ass started bleeding – does that mean my virginity was taken? I think it only happens after childbirth!
10.19.2020.